| 1 | Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture |
| 2 | Mystery Roach |
| 3 | Dance Of The Rock ; Roll Interviewers |
| 4 | This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) |
| 5 | Tuna Fish Promenade |
| 6 | Dance Of The Just Plain Folks |
| 7 | This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) |
| 8 | The Sealed Tuna Bolero |
| 9 | Lonesome Cowboy Burt |
| 10 | Touring Can Make You Crazy |
| 11 | Would You Like A Snack? |
| 12 | Redneck Eats |
| 13 | Centerville |
| 14 | She Painted Up Her Face |
| 15 | Janet's Big Dance Number |
| 16 | Half A Dozen Provocative Squats |
| 17 | Mysterioso |
| 18 | Shove It Right In |
| 19 | Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist ; Postlude |
| 20 | I'm Stealing The Towels |
| 21 | Dental Hygiene Dilemma |
| 22 | Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? |
| 23 | Daddy, Daddy, Daddy |
| 24 | Penis Dimension |
| 25 | What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning |
| 26 | A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes |
| 27 | Magic Fingers |
| 28 | Motorhead's Midnight Ranch |
| 29 | Dew On The Newts We Got |
| 30 | The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts |
| 31 | The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth |
| 32 | The Girl's Dream |
| 33 | Little Green Scratchy Sweaters ; Courduroy Ponce |
| 34 | Strictly Genteel (The Finale) |
